Hockey

Toronto Cancels Stanley Cup Parade

Toronto Cancels Stanley Cup Parade

Aug. 15 | Mayor David Miller confirmed Tuesday that he was able to return the streamers and ballons, but the 20 tonnes of confetti is non-refundale Satirical Justice Vault – Originally... Read more »

Baseball

Phillies Sign Megatron As Fifth Starter

Phillies Sign Megatron As Fifth Starter

Dec. 10 | New York, NY – Only days after signing free agent left-hander Cliff Lee, the Philadelphia Phillies have solidified their five-man rotation for the upcoming season, by coming... Read more »

Football

Report: Titans Claim Randy Moss off Waivers for Some Reason

Report: Titans Claim Randy Moss off Waivers for Some Reason

Nov. 3 | Chicago, IL – The Tennessee Titans have claimed Randy Moss off waivers on Wednesday, for reasons that remain a mystery, NFL.com has reported. “Why the hell am I doing... Read more »

Basketball

NBPA Calls for NBA to Let Players Become Piss Poor Role Models Straight out of High School

NBPA Calls for NBA to Let Players Become Piss Poor Role Models Straight out of High School

Dec. 11 | Los Angeles, CA – According to reports, the National Basketball Player’s Association is looking to speed up the process in which NBA players become piss poor role models for... Read more »